What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:30

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
How do you get a girl to like you?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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